Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....