Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...