What Floor Please?
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yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
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Match
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Finding a Chinese Jew
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boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
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