Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...