Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...