Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Facts about Americans
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...