A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
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Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
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Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
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What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Lawyers take everything
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Did you hear about the blond?
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Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...