OLD NEVER DIES 7
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Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
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I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
If men had a vagina.
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Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...