Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Understanding Your Paycheck
Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...