IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...