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Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...