Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...