Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...