What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
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The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
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You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...