Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...