If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...