Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...