Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...