Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
If Timex ran Christmas…
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Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...