Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...