Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...