Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...