Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...