Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
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Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
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