Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...