How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party