After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...