Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...