Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...