Why does a dog lick his balls?
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A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
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yo momma so stupid
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I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...