Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...