Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...