Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...