A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...