Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...