Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.