Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...