The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...