Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...