Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....