Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...