What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...