A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...