Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
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Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...