Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.