A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
I only ordered a double
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Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Excess billing hours
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It’s been nice gnawing you!
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Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...