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Early retirement
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fit over a bucket!
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The Blond and the Brunette.
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Bull free in Tokoyo
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If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
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Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Green Lipstick
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Some of life’s truisms.
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