The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.