Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!