Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around