What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...