What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.