Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...