Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...