Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Sibling Stories
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Less Sex
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At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
How to be a Good Wife
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Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
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Hunting with a wife
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A tight travel budget
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