Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...