Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...