Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...