Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...