2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...