Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!